Friday, August 17, 2001

jumping on the bandwagon...

I see: photographs of me and my friends on my office wall.
I need: to write more and sell some scripts.
I find: there is a point where too much cookie dough gets me sick to my stomach.
I want: it all.
I have: most of it.
I wish: more people would live in the present.
I love: people who make me laugh.
I hate: modern christianity
I miss: the toilet sometimes and pee on the magazine bin.
I fear: that i'll be forgotten.
I feel: pretty good.
I hear: Groovejet by Spiller.
I smell: pesto
I crave: a McRib sandwich
I search: for things i can't afford at the moment.
I wonder: why i get depressed sometimes.
I regret: not having a "typical" childhood


When was the last time you...
Smiled: 10 minutes ago at this nice looking guy in the copy room.
Laughed: 1 hour ago on the phone with John.
Cried: a few weeks ago, angry about something.
Bought something? Two days ago, some books on Amazon.
Danced: last night in the mirror while singing the Target commercial version of Bootylicious.
Were sarcastic: like it ever stops...
Kissed someone: this morning, my husband still in bed.
Talked to an ex: last night for 2 hours.
Watched your favorite movie: Boogie Nights, a while back
Had a nightmare: a long time ago.


Last book you read: Naked by David Sedaris
Last movie you saw: Boom! (INJECTION!)
Last song you heard: Summer Jam by Craig David
Last thing you had to drink: water
Last time you showered: 4 hours ago at the gym.
Last thing you ate: chicken/garlic ravioli in pesto sauce, small can of Pringles and a Jello pudding.


Smoke: only when i do drugs.
Do drugs: only when i smoke.
Have sex: too much (but i'm not complaining)
Sleep with stuffed animals: uh... no.
Live in the moment: try to.
Had a dream that keeps coming back: there's this snake wearing a vest and he's eating this big doughnut.
Play an instrument: jew harp (i before e except after c) and the spoons.
Believe there is life on other planets: perhaps.
Remember your first love? yes.
Still love him? yes, but differently.
Read the newspaper? occasionally.
Have any gay or lesbian friends? please, and get their cooties?
Believe in miracles: YES.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? define faithful.
Consider yourself tolerant of others: somewhat.
Consider love a mistake? huh?
Like the taste of alcohol: only when i'm drunk.
Have a favorite candy? tootsie roll.
Believe in astrology? yes
Believe in God: yes.
Believe in magic: yes.
Pray: yes, but it's just idle conversation.
Go to church: thank you, but I've had enough brainwashing for this lifetime.
Have any pets: Gordy, the cutest dog in the world - bar none.
Talk to strangers who IM you: once in a while.
Wear hats: only if they have a veil.
Have any piercings? the guishe.
Have any tattoos: two. one on the arm, one on my chest.
Hate yourself? for not getting into the stock market when the time was right.
Have an obsession: madonna. sod off - i am gay, for crissakes.
Have a secret crush? a few here and there
Collect anything? since i've given up the beanie babies, no.
Have a best friend: a few - Nathan, John, Pat, Tony.
Wish on stars? nope.
Like your handwriting: it doesn't suck.
Have any bad habits: going a bit too far.
Care about looks? no, i usually smack my face with a hammer a few times to freshen up.
Believe in witches? yes, my mother.
Believe in Satan: puh-leez.
Believe in ghosts: yes.


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